In light of all the new, odd, different, hard-to-pronounce names that some of the celebrities are coming up with these days, my co-workers and I were thinking up some new ones as well. We think they’re very unique and are rather catchy baby names.
There could, however, be a lawsuit if someone did actually name their child one of these names. Well, take a look for yourself:
Cialis: “That kid has such a hard head!” “He’s always happy, always up.” “I don’t know what makes him bang things like that!” “That boy is always ready and up for anything.”
Ambien: “She is such a sweet, laid-back child.” “Why, she has slept all night from the first day we brought her home.”
Lunesta: “She floats around without a care in the world.” “I’ve never had a problem with her naps.”
Darvon: “That child hurts himself all the time and never cries!” “He has a great pain tolerance.”
So can anybody come up with some more? We had a ball today doing some ad lib on conversations about certain named babies.